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Miss Universe..whattt?

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Im sooo damn bored wid our leads kaya habang making calls, i opt to browse the net..usually mga blogs ang pinagdidiskitahan ko..and ito nman daw ang nakita ko na nagpagising sakin...

MIss Universe Parade of beauties!!!

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Beauties of Asia and the Pacific:

Boom! Kabum! Kablam!...AFGHANISTAN!

Harutan, Laplapan, Ariputan…JAPAN!

Mula sa lupa na kulang ang bigas, sandamakmak na mandurugas…PILIPINAS!

King Kong, Kangkong, Korikong…HONG KONG!

(Acting as Mongoloid) Eeehhh aaahhhh…MONGOLIA!

Saan ang gimik? Sa Megamall or sa Glorietta?...SAMOA!

Red Tea, Green Tea, Iced Tea…TAHITI!

Ako ay bonggang-bongga, Walang kasing bongga, from…TONGA!

Amnesia, Anesthesia...INDONESIA!

One little, Two little, Three little…INDIA!

Singaone, Singatwo, Singathree...SINGAPORE

Taifour, Taithree, Taitwo...TAIWAN!

Tama ako, tama ka, tama tayong lahat...MALAYSIA!

Aray ko po, aray ko po, wag nyo po akong saktan...KAZAKHSTAN!

Parang Spam, Brick Ham, at Chinese Ham…ako ay malinamnam...VIETNAM!

Hindi na In, Hindi na Sikat, eh ano sya?... LAOS!

Move over Lutong Bahay…Here comes Lutong…MACAU!

Beauties of Europe:

EDSA, Ayala, Buendia…ESPAÑA!

Alms…spare me a piece of bread…I am...HUNGARY!

Mula sa bansa na unang nagpauso ng po, opo, at mano po…POLAND

One way, two way, there’s no other way...NORWAY!

Seduce me…I’m not Amy Perez, I’m Amy…AUSTRIA!

Palagi na lang ako…ako…ako...MONACO!

Taliba, Tiktik, People’s Tonight…BULGARIA!

Beauties of the Americas:

Baha doon, baha dito, baha sa buong mundo...BAHAMAS!

Ola! Areola! Arinola! Kaserola!...VENEZUELA!

Mula sa Bayan ng mapupulang Gumamela…GUATEMALA!

Tang ina mo wag kang pasaway...PARAGUAY!

Anna Karenina, Flor De Luna…ARGENTINA!

Ako po ang nawawalang kapatid ni Majah Salvador at Phillip Salvador…EL SALVADOR!

I'm sorry Sir, I'm sorry Ma'am...SURINAME!

Beauties of Africa:

Hindi sa akin, hindi sa yo, kanino sya?...KENYA!

Alin…alin…alin ang naiba. Isipin kung alin ang…naiba…NAMIBIA!

(Ala Nora Aunor) Isang beses ko lang sasabihin ito…hindi ako si Bembol Roco…MOROCCO!

From the land where nobody is less than nor greater than…SUDAN!

Ako po ay maganda, saksakan ng ganda, putang ina ang ganda from...UGANDA!

i swear halos ilang calls ang prematurely ended dhil sa kakatawa ko...haha

Posted by umbre 04:47 Archived in Philippines Tagged events

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